"Look at that ass!" "Take em off" "Mmmm yummy"

So, its a Friday night and I decided to stay in because well... its snowing and I do not feel like dealing with all the hubbub and risk of getting hit. Though, I would like a new car.... ANYWAYS, so I decide to start browsing fetlife, looking at the pictures my friends like and the videos that catch my eye or perhaps a good writing here and there. Now, I like to look at pictures of people as much as the next lad or lass, but there is a shockingly disturbing pattern I notice.

"My cum would look good on that" (tits, bits or ass)
"Mmm, yummy" (in reference to cock shots)
"Sexy"
"Hawt"
"My cock would look great in there"

That's just the general idea of the comments I have found and I see it to be a bit lacking and crass, then a quote from a movie comes to mind.

“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.” —Dead poets society

With that quote I am led to some rather interesting thoughts myself on why I rarely comment on pictures and the comments I leave are generally feedback or on pictures that are memes or witty in nature. Yet when I find a picture of a man or a woman that I find desirable and I wish to comment, I simply will not.

Why?

It is because I can never think of the words that would justify the person that I find to be desirable at this moment. Sure, I could go always go with the stand by compliments of "You're hot, beautiful, sexy, attracitve, nice (tits/bits/ass) etc etc" but I simply will not bring myself to do it for one very good reason.

Language was invented to woo people. To make them fall in love with the words that you speak, and in the endeavors I wish to move forth with, laziness will not do. So I struggle and I fight in every thing I write and say to include such beautiful and intrinsic words. I rarely say that I am "so very tired" I will say that "I am exhausted from the rigorous workout I had during lunch." Or perhaps that I am not sad, instead that "My thoughts have left me somber and I need to be left alone for now."
Yet, with the progression of society I see that we are moving away from the multisyllabic words and are gradually moving towards a lazier way of speaking.

lol
bbl
ttfn

I find it distressing and sorrowful. That we as a people are gradually moving towards a more basic trail of thought and no longer wish to procure a higher level of vocabulary. Well, I for one will continue on my course to a larger vocabulary.

I hope you join me on it.